Oh wait, I knew that.

I just reread last night’s post and started crying. I actually considered deleting the whole post but I started this blog as an honest look at motherhood and my life, and deleting it would be anything but honest. Those were the feelings I was having in that moment. This is not a blog about being the perfect mom – a) I don’t think that’s possible and b) I would never have anything to write. I also know that there are women out there going through the same sort of thing, and maybe, just maybe we can commiserate and not feel so alone in the struggles. I will never delete a post just because I’m embarrassed about the feelings I was having when I wrote it.

Our kids are the two best things we’ve ever done. We’re still getting to know the little miss as she grows and learns every day, and the little man is an awesome kid. He’s excruciatingly shy with other kids or in large groups, but when it’s just us or with a few friends around he’s hilarious. His observations and funny little mannerisms melt my heart every single day. My heart is on a constant roller coaster between melting from the cuteness and then freezing from the whining, but I tell myself the freezing phase has to end sometime. It will likely be replaced by a lasting and all-consuming panic as he starts to gain some real independence and wants to walk to school alone or God forbid one day drive the car.

I read the last post to Mr. Awesome this morning and he’s in favour of paper plates and nudity all the way. Big surprise. While nudity is fine, the paper plates will just create a lot of garbage and I’m not ready for rats to move in while we’re sitting around naked. That’s just not good hygiene.

In an effort to get back on track and avoid the infestation, I’ve already done a load and a half of laundry and the little man now has pants. I went to unload the dishwasher and I was about 12 items in when I realized it didn’t get turned on last night. I was putting away dirty dishes. I am awesome. I am a freaking goddess of domestic grace. Perhaps I need to just stop and take a moment before I’m serving raw chicken and uncooked spaghetti.

I am going to set myself some manageable goals for today. Here’s a start:

  1. Breathe.
  2. Play trains with the little man.
  3. Take both kids for a walk (if it’s not raining).
  4. Finish the dishes.
  5. Get through two more loads of laundry.
  6. Make dinner.

I would also like to mow the lawn if it’s not raining, but in an effort to curb my unrealistic and over-achieving tendencies I will leave that off the list. Maybe.

So, like I said, I’m not perfect. I’m not even close, but perfection isn’t very interesting anyway. I’m just a basket case so I can be interesting for you, my readers. Yeah, that’s it.